Just because you’re on the Internet doesn’t mean that you don’t need to avoid flirting. In fact, if you don’t come off as funny or interesting online, then these ladies aren’t going to end up giving you the time of day. It’s extremely important that you stand out in their minds as someone that knows how to flirt, and actually knows how to keep up a fun, interesting conversation with them. If you can’t do this, it’s probably likely that she’ll never see you in person.
Mastering the art of flirting isn’t difficult. You need to stay away from cheesy pickup lines and about talking about her tits, but beyond that, the sky’s the limit. So long as you aren’t actively trying to be a creep, it’s highly likely that she’s going to end up a lot more interested in talking to you than you would have ever imagined. You just need to be the kind of guy that she wants to have more conversations with you in the near future.
This is a lot easier than you’d think. We didn’t master this overnight, but we do know that our flirting tips work. We know that we’ve got the kind of ideas that work, and we know that ladies do like talking to us. Otherwise, they wouldn’t end up hopping in the sack with us; they’d just end up bored and frustrated. They keep coming back to our inboxes and our beds, however, so we’ve obviously got something going on. Keep reading, and you’ll know some great ways to flirt, too.
You need to be funny.
If you have no sense of humor to speak of, then this is probably not going to work too well for you. Spoilers: talking about potty humor isn’t going to ever impress women, so you want to make sure that you don’t go that route if you really and honestly don’t know of any other way to be entertaining. You need to really stand out in their minds as someone that’s striking up a conversation with a funny one-liner, or something similar to those lines. Otherwise, she’ll be bored from the start.
One of the best ways that we’ve found to be funny without even trying is to talk about the circumstances that you’re in. Well, you’re a busy guy, and you’re so busy that you don’t even have time to talk to your own hand, let alone ladies. You want to meet ladies online because you want sex, but you barely even have time for that!
Joke about yourself and your circumstances, and she’ll probably joke right back. She’ll appreciate a guy that can end up making fun of himself to a degree, but don’t put yourself down so much that it comes off as weird or off-putting. There’s a way to do it while still being cheerful.
Flirting with her means making a couple of fun observations about what she does, too. You can always take her doll collecting habit and bring up how your aunt used to work for Barbie. These are the kinds of stories that will get her chatting back to you at length, and it’s going to end up making her a lot more interested in sleeping with you. Remember–these ladies want to find someone that’s fun and flattering as much as they are great in the sack. They want some genuine entertainment.
Watch the sexy language.
While you’re obviously here for some hot sex and a lot of action, you still need to cool it when it comes to sexy talk from the very start. You want to wait until she starts bringing it up, or until you’re much further into your conversations in order to get her attention with anything sexual. You never, ever want to end up starting out your adult flirting experience by showing her a dick pic. That’s going to make her run for the hills, and probably end up blocking you on these sites. It’s just not classy, and she doesn’t want to see it yet.
Wait to exchange nude pictures until she gives the okay. We highly recommend letting her talk to you about sex for awhile before you ever even suggest it, and chances are, she’s going to be way more gung-ho about it than you ever would have imagined. Once you get to that point, you can start asking her what she’d like to see, and from there, the two of you can end up striking up conversations about where to meet, and what you’d like to do when the two of you get to meet up in person for the first time.
If you follow all of these tips, it’s highly likely that your flirting ventures are going to go very, very well, and that you’re going to have her ready to sleep with you in a heartbeat. These are the ways that we’ve always talked to these ladies online, and it’s always worked for us. If you can do this, then you’re going to end up seeing some great improvements in the state of your sex life; it’s going to really make adult dating work for you, and we’re sure of it.